As if recent history isn’t stressful enough, now here come the holidays! Oh sure you can try and down play an economic meltdown, you can try and discount one nutty political season, and you can even dismiss Rosie gettin’ another TV show (who the hell is running NBC anyway?!) but you cannot avoid the holidays.

Go ahead, try and ignore the BIG 3. Thanksgiving, Christmas (yeah, that’s right, we say that here), and New Year’s. It’s like trying to ignore a dark stain on a white shirt, a type-o on a billboard, a fresh load in a baby’s diaper, an ‘inconvenient’ wet spot on someone’s pants, a fart in church…you just can’t do it!!! But here at Spatterdashonline.com, we can help.

Just take a look at our holiday schedule below and show up to a gig. THAT’S IT!!! Your cares will melt away instantaneously. Good ‘ol fashioned cheer does that…when washed down with some mighty powerful rock ‘n roll! Hey, it ain’t fancy but it’s the cure for what ails ‘ya…and is the best stress relief available without a prescription…or awkwardness the next morning.

Here are the dates, times, and the locations. Getting there is up to you, leave the rockin’ to us!

Friday, November 28th, 9:30pm-1:30am, Uptown Neighborhood Bar & Grill (Cumberland Square, Bettendorf, IA)

Saturday, November 29th, 9:30pm-1:30am, The ’Brew’ (downtown Muscatine, IA)

Saturday, December 27th, 9:00pm-1:00am, Bent River Brewing Co. (Moline, IL)

Friday, January 16th, 9:30pm-1:30am,  VOLUME (Cedar Rapids, IA)

Saturday, January 17th, 9:30pm-1:30am, The ‘Brew’ (downtown Muscatine, IA)

Saturday, January 24th, ?????? (Private party)