Obviously, the Spatterdash spot on the World Wide Web hasn’t been updated in over 6 months. This we know and apologize for.

Also, did you know that most people really DON’T change that much after high school? Sure they get fatter and balder (girls, too) but no ‘attitude adjustments’ or personalty transplants are performed no matter how sorely they appear to be needed. This we also know and cannot apologize for.

Second to lastly, did you know that there has been no outpouring of support (comparatively speaking) from Hollywood types during or after the ‘Midwest Katrina’. Come on, Tinsel Town!!!! Where’s the celebrity-packed, primetime telethon?!?!?! Where are people like Faith Hill and Aaron Neville to sing for Iowans?!?!! Where’s Jim Carrey and Chris Tucker?!?!?! Mike Meyers and Kanye West now?!?!?! Why can’t we get Kanye to say something like, “President Bush doesn’t care about corn people!” Now THAT would bring in the support! No such thing as bad publicity, right? This we are also aware of but cannot apologize for.

And legitimately lastly, Spatterdash is in the middle of a ’skinny’ summer. Lots of stuff to plan for, plan with, and plan around. We still have gigs upcoming/in the works/on deck so be sure to check out our MySpace Page and stay tuned in as to all that is current w/us. This was are in full awareness of and apologize to those of you asking why we aren’t out there a little more. Life just gets in the way sometimes.

More to come for sure and we’ll see you then! Hope you’re having a great summer!!!!!!

-Chris