Oh crap, who are we kidding, we’ve been off for like the

last month.  All that does is make Spatterdash as

hungry as fat kid eyein’ a donut.  Yep, THAT hungry!!! 

So, what’s a rock band to do when it gets hungry??? 

                        That’s right, ROCK! 

Oh sure you can say you’re ready for some of that

hard rockin’ that only Spatterdash can bring but are

you really, truly, again ready for such things as:

 

Matt Hauser’s sultry bass lines, harmonically delicious

vocals, and constant stink eye from front portion of the

stage!

 

Sean Dorton’s thunderous and artful rhythmic skills,

unscripted appearances as lead singer, and apparent

trouble keeping his zipper in a ’family friendly’ position

at all times!

 

Leo Kelly’s skillful mastery of the guitar, sassy repartee`

he has with nearly everyone along the eastern Iowa

‘seaboard’, and constant references to Rachel Ray

& buttering THAT biscuit!

 

Chris Sindt’s powerful vocal delivery, soulful ownership

of performed selections, and that smell…EEWWWW!

 

So come on, put on your dancin’, drinkin’, rockin’

shoes and join us for what’s sure to be an ‘Autumn of

Annulations’ where we lay waste to suckas, posers, and

our share of chronic!!!!  Okay, tough talk for, "please join

us for some good hard rockin’ music and, more than

likely, our share of adult beverages. 

Here is the Fall schedule as it shapes up so far:

 

SEPTEMBER

15 – JUMPERS SPORTS BAR in Dubuque

            2600 Dodge St

                (563) 556-6100

21 – MISSIPI BREWING CO. in Muscatine

            107 Iowa Ave

                (563) 262-5004

28th – JUMPERS SPORTS BAR in Dubuque

            2600 Dodge St

                (563) 556-6100

OCTOBER

12th – JUMPERS SPORTS BAR in Dubuque

            2600 Dodge St

                (563) 556-6100

19th – UPTOWN Neighborhood Bar & Grill

            Bettendorf - Cumberland Square

            (former Chaps location behind Hardee’s)